Lyrics:
I was so lonely on my own
Then you came in my life
Asking to be my wife
I didn't answer when you propo-oo-wosed
Instead I started to cry
And now you're asking me why
Well since you asked me to share
I think that it's only fair
That I tell you how I'm feeling right now
When you're here
The blood vessels in my head start to pound
When you're here
It's hard for me to keep my dinner down
When you're here
The clothes you choose to wear
That are too tight for your huge behind
Make me wish I were blind
Can't stand you
I've never been this nauseous before
I keep a baggie in case
I happen to see your face
And the stench you left is stuck in my flo-oo-wore
In case you didn't know
Perfume won't cover B.O.
When you walk away
The whole house begins to shake
Can you see how much you disgust me now-ow-how-oo wow-ow
When you're here
I fantasize I'm in another place
When you're here
Like hurtling towards the sun in outer space
When you're here the thought of spending life
Forever with you as my bride
Bring thoughts of suicide
Can't Stand You
Not sure I can recover
Seeing you uncovered
Made me disturbed, yeah-ah-ah-ah
I would rather hook up with an angry shark
Walk through Compton with a white hood in the dark
Before I'd marry you I'd go hunting with Dick Cheney, yeah
When you're here
Faces I would rather date appear
When you're here
Like Janet Reno, Rosie, or Britney Spears
When you're here
The thought of seeing you
Come downstairs in you lingerie
Make me want to turn gay
Can't stand you
Subject: When You're Here - Parody of Avril Lavigne When You're Gone 
Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:03 am
